Rodriguez shuns Robby's house
Cause his girl was called a field mouse
And this was not acceptable
Rodriguez taught him now
It was a shower he'd been needing
A shampooing was his greeting
He feels the scars from the swirly
His clothes were soaked... and how!
Like an lifeguard with no clothes
In the guard room 'Manda froze
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*What has he become
An icon for the summer staff
What has he become
He never faced Scott's fearful rath
What has he become
In a bad room stuck with Melvin
What has he become
Spoke his mind, looked out for us all
Yes, he rarely did have any cares at a